[29 December 2009, 18:06]
Okay, so there's this dipshit trying to run for president or something? Apparently, he never got the memo about this place being the realm of anarchy and monarchy. Course, the anarchy is kinda lame and the monarchy here are either retarded, bitchy, or both dialed up to eleven.
Yup. That was a shot at you Azula. Deal with it.
Anyways, because no one wants some punk like him even thinking he's the Prez, here's the deal. I'm running against him. My campaign is to offer free drinks to everyone the promises to vote. I'll need said promises in writing.
Know that I'll find you if you renege. I have a lawyer on my side. We will crush you.
Also, I promise awesome. You can forward all questions pertaining to this claim to my minster of awesome.
Also, I'll be needing a minister of awesome. Pretty fucking soon actually. Get to it.
My running partner? I'm looking for either an ultra feminist to appeal to the female voters, or a real brass knuckles bitch to appeal to the badass chick demographic. If you got the balls (preferably ones you tore from some poor fuck), get on board.
Let's make this year...a year to score. I'm Travis Touchdown, and I approve of this awesome.